Longshot’s Notes to Producers Diary Journal Musings
Alright, so I totally have this new movie plot for you guys. Listen up! We start our film on a distance shot of a dusty road, a high end SUV pulled over on the side of the empty stretch of desert. A rugged, handsome man steps out of the car. We’ll call him Blade… Maximus Blade.
Cut to the SUV bursting into flame as a ragtag bunch of heroes walk away (making sure not to look at the explosion). Maximus, played of course by yours truly, leads the pack away from the flames. The group consists of two hot ladies (one younger and more innocent looking [Fallow] and one more intimidating yet still gorgeous looking [Fuse]… gotta hit all the demographics here), a bulky dude with claws [Daken], and an intellectual doctor type [Relapse].
Cut to an Old West town, tumbleweeds and all. A menacing bandit type guy with a nasty bite on him [Sabertooth] rolls up to the group as they approach the edge of the town. We have a stare off, Old West style, right? He totally backs down from my intimidating glance. Cut to the bar, filled with hot girls drinking Zima ‘til the sun comes up, including a bluish purple one with a tail and the most AMAZING body you can imagine [Nightingale]. Behind the bar, Daken and Sabertooth scuffle. *Insert non-Longshot Action Scene here* [Writer’s Note: Possibly incorporate Longshot into this scene to keep the audience invested]
Cut to a secret plot, Longshot and a strange stretchy man [Lasher] talk about getting rid of the bandits in this town and bringing back the piece. Longshot and Daken then discuss how to handle the Sheriff [Sabertooth] and how this town ain’t big enough for the three of us.
Cut to huge fight scene involving a ton of pyrotechnics and a lot of the people that aren’t Maximus Blade fighting while Maximus rescues civilians with the help of the lovely Nightingale, who is both awed and wooed by his illustrious heroism in the face of mortal danger. Maximus steals the evil bandit’s motorcycle, carrying all the civilians to safety while the battle rages on. In the end, there's this bomb that's going to explode unless it keeps moving at at least 40 miles an hour, so Maximus loads it up on the bike and drives off into the desert, saving the world as the credits roll.
I haven’t wrote the ending yet, and some of the middle bits need to be filled in, but I can definitely see this as the next big action hit! It’s totally a blockbuster waiting to be made. Start counting the millions now, folks!
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